DRAGON DUNGEON BREAKOUT

SERGIOSOFT PRESENTS

Welcome to

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APPSTORE

dungeon

Start your failure here

Wait, what's happening here?

@2023 App Store Gazette Productions

The royal kingdom of Conductor is in danger, the terrible Dragon Error 3404 has kidnapped our Panda and no radar seems to work. Only you guys can save it. Fight each other, pass on the blame if the answer is wrong, don't collaborate, you know how to do this! Anyway, you are heroes, so you have to save Conductor because otherwise what are we doing here. Yes, totally did this all by myself. Nothing was downloaded from Genially, ok? Oh by the way, you need to find 4 gems for the sword so you can kill the thingie.

Start game

Hi, I'm Sergio the Wizard. If I look old here is only because I wanted to make it believeable, I'm a great actor and I'm really invested in this. As always, this is an HR free zone. What are you doing here, by the way?

Ah, right, we need to save somethings! Ok, let me dress up properly. So, we need your help!1! We are so much in danger! So much danger that you can't even imagine. Will you help us?

No thanks, I'm dutch.

Of course!

Ouch! I thought you wanted to help ...What will become of us!

Hehehe, I was kidding. Ahem, of course I’ll help you

That's great, your help is greatly appreciated by all Conductor minions! Here is the holy App Store sword. Now gather the Conductor Gems to complete it and defeat the dragon.

CIAO MAMMA - DJ GEM

DJ GEM

You open Conductor, but the skeleton of DJ past wants to stop you. The only way to stop him is to answer these simple questions…

Load DJ (it might take a while)

Where do you think you’re going, mortal?! You won’t be worthy of the DJ Gem until you get all my questions correct. Please note, my questions take some time to load so you might grow old in the meantime. Do you dare to try?

No one ever died while waiting for DJ to load App Store Games tab.

I died five times myself

True

When was DJ first originally released?

June of 2005

June of 2002

Ok, last question. Let's see if you REALLY read Oliver's emails. What music genre turned 50 this year?

Funk

Hip Hop

Ahah, I tricked you, so unpredictable! One more DJ question. Who in our team was FIRST pictured in a Today story art that went live for all our users?

Rolf

Sergio

Congratulations!! Here is your reward, you have earned it

Hahahaha, what do you say? ...

Oh, I've lost my mind, give me another chance!

WE LOVE QUIP - TRANSFER PRIORITY GEM

TRANSFER PRIORITY GEM

Choose the correct image to get out of the room alive and get the next gem

Ok, if you say so...

With what story we announced the Today tab at WWDC in 2017?

App Store Awards go live, Tim calls asking why we wrote Nipple instead of Apple. Who is the right person to blame?

Which game was the very first Transfer Priority?

You got the Transfer Priority Gem! Now we can do more In-App Events! I'm more impressed than the Get button on a Today card! So many Conductor jokes!

GAME OVER

If you really want to try again..

Spare me

ALMOST LIKE IBIZA - STORY POOL GEM

STORY POOL GEM

Drag the light to find the correct answer. Also, questions might not really be all related to story pool, but I had to find a title so get on with it.

Let's "dive in"! (ahahha, so funny)

You are drowning in the reco pool but only one thing can save you...

Ask Nadia!

Blame Sergio and the Priority Program

Make everything recommendable!

How old is Alvin now?

Old? Alvin doesn't do old

879

Less than Sergio

What did Ophelia say when she won against vampires at hockey?

Take this stick, suckers!

Good Game, thank you!

You guys suck! I mean, not like suck blood. Just you suck as in your are not that good.

Roger Waters! You swam out of the reco pool like a diva, and you know have three gems. You just miss the last one!

GAME OVER

I'd like to try again please

It's been a pleasure, see you

LEVEL 4 - FIRE GEM

GLOBAL MATT REPORT GEM

Search within yourself to find the right answer. Or just ask Stephanie, she will know.

Let's make a keynote!

How many times did actually Rolf get to present International highlights in 2023?

54

36

And speaking of Matt Global Report... What is Stephanie's favourite Christmas dessert, according to real facts?

panettone

torrone

pandoro

How many meetings have we done on TOP launch readiness (I counted them)

+120

I wasn't listening :(

+140

96

82

Search among the tiles for the correct answer

178 (CORRECT)

125

154

Search among the tiles for the correct answer

48

42 (CORRECT)

51

You got the Fire Gem!

GAME OVER

Let's try with powerpoint instead!

Ok, we tried, but Alvin said to leave

FINAL LEVEL - DRAGON

By the power of Greyskull, let's go beat that thing!

How dare you bother me without even setting up an iCal, you fool!

YOU DID IT!

Heroes, you save the App Store once again and defeated the evil iCal Dragon. You deserve a break, might warriors. Have a great holiday break whenever you will be able to take it. You are the best.

© 2023 A game by SergioSoft

What will become of us!

SURE YOU WANTTO CLOSE CONDUCTOR?

Ok let's stay a little longer!

Sorry, I need to take my pet dragon to the park