DRAGON DUNGEON BREAKOUT

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@2023 App Store Gazette Productions

SERGIOSOFT PRESENTS

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The royal kingdom of Conductor is in danger, the terrible Dragon Error 3404 has kidnapped our Panda and no radar seems to work. Only you guys can save it. Fight each other, pass on the blame if the answer is wrong, don't collaborate, you know how to do this! Anyway, you are heroes, so you have to save Conductor because otherwise what are we doing here. Yes, totally did this all by myself. Nothing was downloaded from Genially, ok? Oh by the way, you need to find 4 gems for the sword so you can kill the thingie.

Start game

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Hi, I'm Sergio the Wizard. If I look old here is only because I wanted to make it believeable, I'm a great actor and I'm really invested in this. As always, this is an HR free zone. What are you doing here, by the way?

Ah, right, we need to save somethings! Ok, let me dress up properly. So, we need your help!1! We are so much in danger! So much danger that you can't even imagine. Will you help us?

No thanks, I'm dutch.

Of course!

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Ouch! I thought you wanted to help ...What will become of us!

Hehehe, I was kidding. Ahem, of course I’ll help you

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That's great, your help is greatly appreciated by all Conductor minions! Here is the holy App Store sword. Now gather the Conductor Gems to complete it and defeat the dragon.

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CIAO MAMMA - DJ GEM

You open Conductor, but the skeleton of DJ past wants to stop you. The only way to stop him is to answer these simple questions…

Load DJ (it might take a while)

DJ GEM

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Where do you think you’re going, mortal?! You won’t be worthy of the DJ Gem until you get all my questions correct. Please note, my questions take some time to load so you might grow old in the meantime. Do you dare to try?

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I died five times myself

True

No one ever died while waiting for DJ to load App Store Games tab.

1

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June of 2005

June of 2002

When was DJ first originally released?

2

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Funk

Hip Hop

Ok, last question.Let's see if you REALLY read Oliver's emails. What music genre turned 50 this year?

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Rolf

Sergio

Ahah, I tricked you, so unpredictable! One more DJ question. Who in our team was FIRST pictured in a Today story art that went live for all our users?

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Wrong answer

Right answer

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5

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Congratulations!! Here is your reward, you have earned it

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Oh, I've lost my mind, give me another chance!

Hahahaha, what do you say? ...

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Choose the correct image to get out of the room aliveand get the next gem

Ok, if you say so...

TRANSFER PRIORITY GEM

WE LOVE QUIP - TRANSFER PRIORITY GEM

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With what story we announced the Today tab at WWDC in 2017?

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App Store Awards go live, Tim calls asking why we wrote Nipple instead of Apple. Who is the right person to blame?

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Which game was the very first Transfer Priority?

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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet consectetuer adipiscing elit sed diam nonummy?

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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet consectetuer adipiscing elit sed diam nonummy?

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You got the Transfer Priority Gem! Now we can do more In-App Events! I'm more impressed than the Get button on a Today card! So many Conductor jokes!

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GAME OVER

If you really want to try again..

Spare me

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Drag the light to find the correct answer. Also, questions might not really be all related to story pool, but I had to find a title so get on with it.

Let's "dive in"! (ahahha, so funny)

STORY POOL GEM

ALMOST LIKE IBIZA - STORY POOL GEM

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You are drowning in the reco pool but only one thing can save you...

Ask Nadia!

Make everything recommendable!

Blame Sergio and the Priority Program

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How old is Alvin now?

Old? Alvin doesn't do old

Less than Sergio

879

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What did Ophelia say when she won against vampires at hockey?

Take this stick, suckers!

Good Game, thank you!

You guys suck! I mean, not like suck blood. Just you suck as in your are not that good.

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Search for a word related to LOREM IPSUM DOLOR

Rightword

Wrongword

Wrongword

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And now look for the gem! Hurry up!

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Roger Waters! You swam out of the reco pool like a diva, and you know have three gems. You just miss the last one!

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GAME OVER

I'd like to try again please

It's been a pleasure, see you

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Search within yourself to find the right answer. Or just ask Stephanie, she will know.

Let's make a keynote!

GLOBAL MATT REPORT GEM

LEVEL 4 - FIRE GEM

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7

3

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How many times did actually Rolf get to present International highlights in 2023?

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6

4

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54

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36

And speaking of Matt Global Report... What is Stephanie's favourite Christmas dessert, according to real facts?

panettone

pandoro

torrone

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8

2

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How many meetings have we done on TOP launch readiness (I counted them)

+120

+140

I wasn't listening :(

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96

+

82

Search among the tiles for the correct answer

178 (CORRECT)

154

125

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6

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7

Search among the tiles for the correct answer

48

51

42 (CORRECT)

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You got the Fire Gem!

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Let's try with powerpoint instead!

Ok, we tried, but Alvin said to leave

GAME OVER

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By the power of Greyskull, let's go beat that thing!

FINAL LEVEL - DRAGON

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How dare you bother me without even setting up an iCal, you fool!

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YOU DID IT!

Heroes, you save the App Store once again and defeated the evil iCal Dragon. You deserve a break, might warriors. Have a great holiday break whenever you will be able to take it. You are the best.

© 2023 A game by SergioSoft

Ok let's stay a little longer!

Sorry, I need to take my pet dragon to the park

SURE YOU WANTTO CLOSE CONDUCTOR?

What will become of us!