DRAGON DUNGEON BREAKOUT

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SERGIOSOFT PRESENTS

@2023 App Store Gazette Productions

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Welcome to

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APPSTORE

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The royal kingdom of Conductor is in danger, the terrible Dragon Error 3404 has kidnapped our Panda and no radar seems to work. Only you guys can save it. Fight each other, pass on the blame if the answer is wrong, don't collaborate, you know how to do this! Anyway, you are heroes, so you have to save Conductor because otherwise what are we doing here. Yes, totally did this all by myself. Nothing was downloaded from Genially, ok? Oh by the way, you need to find 4 gems for the sword so you can kill the thingie.

Hi, I'm Sergio the Wizard. If I look old here is only because I wanted to make it believeable, I'm a great actor and I'm really invested in this. As always, this is an HR free zone. What are you doing here, by the way?

Of course!

No thanks, I'm dutch.

Ah, right, we need to save somethings! Ok, let me dress up properly. So, we need your help!1! We are so much in danger! So much danger that you can't even imagine. Will you help us?

Hehehe, I was kidding. Ahem, of course I’ll help you

Ouch! I thought you wanted to help ...What will become of us!

That's great, your help is greatly appreciated by all Conductor minions! Here is the holy App Store sword. Now gather the Conductor Gems to complete it and defeat the dragon.

DJ GEM

Load DJ (it might take a while)

You open Conductor, but the skeleton of DJ past wants to stop you. The only way to stop him is to answer these simple questions…

CIAO MAMMA - DJ GEM

Where do you think you’re going, mortal?! You won’t be worthy of the DJ Gem until you get all my questions correct. Please note, my questions take some time to load so you might grow old in the meantime. Do you dare to try?

No one ever died while waiting for DJ to load App Store Games tab.

True

I died five times myself

When was DJ first originally released?

June of 2002

June of 2005

Ok, last question. Let's see if you REALLY read Oliver's emails. What music genre turned 50 this year?

Hip Hop

Funk

Ahah, I tricked you, so unpredictable! One more DJ question. Who in our team was FIRST pictured in a Today story art that went live for all our users?

Sergio

Rolf

Congratulations!! Here is your reward, you have earned it

Hahahaha, what do you say? ...

Oh, I've lost my mind, give me another chance!

WE LOVE QUIP - TRANSFER PRIORITY GEM

TRANSFER PRIORITY GEM

Ok, if you say so...

Choose the correct image to get out of the room alive and get the next gem

With what story we announced the Today tab at WWDC in 2017?

App Store Awards go live, Tim calls asking why we wrote Nipple instead of Apple. Who is the right person to blame?

Which game was the very first Transfer Priority?

You got the Transfer Priority Gem! Now we can do more In-App Events! I'm more impressed than the Get button on a Today card! So many Conductor jokes!

Spare me

If you really want to try again..

GAME OVER

ALMOST LIKE IBIZA - STORY POOL GEM

STORY POOL GEM

Let's "dive in"! (ahahha, so funny)

Drag the light to find the correct answer. Also, questions might not really be all related to story pool, but I had to find a title so get on with it.

Blame Sergio and the Priority Program

Make everything recommendable!

Ask Nadia!

You are drowning in the reco pool but only one thing can save you...

879

Less than Sergio

Old? Alvin doesn't do old

How old is Alvin now?

You guys suck! I mean, not like suck blood. Just you suck as in your are not that good.

Good Game, thank you!

Take this stick, suckers!

What did Ophelia say when she won against vampires at hockey?

Roger Waters! You swam out of the reco pool like a diva, and you know have three gems. You just miss the last one!

It's been a pleasure, see you

I'd like to try again please

GAME OVER

LEVEL 4 - FIRE GEM

GLOBAL MATT REPORT GEM

Let's make a keynote!

Search within yourself to find the right answer. Or just ask Stephanie, she will know.

How many times did actually Rolf get to present International highlights in 2023?

torrone

pandoro

panettone

And speaking of Matt Global Report... What is Stephanie's favourite Christmas dessert, according to real facts?

36

54

I wasn't listening :(

+140

+120

How many meetings have we done on TOP launch readiness (I counted them)

125

154

178 (CORRECT)

Search among the tiles for the correct answer

82

96

42 (CORRECT)

51

48

Search among the tiles for the correct answer

You got the Fire Gem!

GAME OVER

Ok, we tried, but Alvin said to leave

Let's try with powerpoint instead!

FINAL LEVEL - DRAGON

By the power of Greyskull, let's go beat that thing!

How dare you bother me without even setting up an iCal, you fool!

© 2023 A game by SergioSoft

Heroes, you save the App Store once again and defeated the evil iCal Dragon. You deserve a break, might warriors. Have a great holiday break whenever you will be able to take it. You are the best.

YOU DID IT!

What will become of us!

SURE YOU WANTTO CLOSE CONDUCTOR?

Sorry, I need to take my pet dragon to the park

Ok let's stay a little longer!