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Stonehenge was just a bunch of rocks

The Grand Canyon is just rocks

The Eiffel Tower is really ugly

The Mona Lisa was too small

The women were too pretty

There was no milk in the tea

I was forced to drink cocktails

No one told us there would be fish in the sea

The animals should be trained to smile

The beach was too sandy

The flight time was unfair

There was curry in India