This is Lucy and Betsy. Not actually a couple, but basically. Lucy works for the government to get people to stop climate change. When shes not wearing a boot she likes rock climbing and frisbee. Betsy works in fundraising and donation processing for an NPO for toture victims. Ask her about the hand in her purse.
This is Noah. Noah is about to graduate from Minnesota with a masters in childhood psych/development or some shit. Idk he wants to be a school psychologist. Noah loves soccer and F1. If he says "damn no way" to you in a coversation he checked out 10 minutes ago.
This is Patrick. (not actually from Minnesota) He is a high school choir director in DSM. He loves coffee and cracking all of his joints. He does need to be lulled to sleep by a lullaby so get the vocal chords warmed up.
This is Gloria and Hunter. They are getting married this summer! (first picture was requested by Hunter) Gloria is an elementary school teacher. She basically embodies the color pink. I'm actually not sure what Hunter is up to nowadays. We have only ever met in person like twice but hes a hoot and I'm excited to see him again!
This is Austin. He is in grad school for trumpet teletubby performance. He is ridiculusly good at rocket league and played a game against Squishy. He is also obsessed with anything cat related so send the reels his way.
This is Maddy and Jack. (neither of which will be there ☹️) Maddy is a professional horse girl and dog sitter. Their dogs are probably the cutest I have ever seen though. Jack is in trade school for hvac I believe. Big Minnesota sports fan and gambler. Don't let this guy see the pull tabs machine!
This is Sam. He is a high school choir director. He enjoys losing fantasy football and prolonging his punishment. He also likes video games, especially anything Nintendo. He's a mean mario kart/beerio kart driver!
This is Cirdan. He is an audio engineer or something for a hearing aid company. Which is ironic because if you hang around him long enough you'll need hearing aids. Rumor has it he'll let you slap him if he sings! He honestly is one of a kind and I have no way to accurately describe him.
The Minnesota Gang
Eric Shaffer
Created on April 9, 2026
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This is Lucy and Betsy. Not actually a couple, but basically. Lucy works for the government to get people to stop climate change. When shes not wearing a boot she likes rock climbing and frisbee. Betsy works in fundraising and donation processing for an NPO for toture victims. Ask her about the hand in her purse.
This is Noah. Noah is about to graduate from Minnesota with a masters in childhood psych/development or some shit. Idk he wants to be a school psychologist. Noah loves soccer and F1. If he says "damn no way" to you in a coversation he checked out 10 minutes ago.
This is Patrick. (not actually from Minnesota) He is a high school choir director in DSM. He loves coffee and cracking all of his joints. He does need to be lulled to sleep by a lullaby so get the vocal chords warmed up.
This is Gloria and Hunter. They are getting married this summer! (first picture was requested by Hunter) Gloria is an elementary school teacher. She basically embodies the color pink. I'm actually not sure what Hunter is up to nowadays. We have only ever met in person like twice but hes a hoot and I'm excited to see him again!
This is Austin. He is in grad school for trumpet teletubby performance. He is ridiculusly good at rocket league and played a game against Squishy. He is also obsessed with anything cat related so send the reels his way.
This is Maddy and Jack. (neither of which will be there ☹️) Maddy is a professional horse girl and dog sitter. Their dogs are probably the cutest I have ever seen though. Jack is in trade school for hvac I believe. Big Minnesota sports fan and gambler. Don't let this guy see the pull tabs machine!
This is Sam. He is a high school choir director. He enjoys losing fantasy football and prolonging his punishment. He also likes video games, especially anything Nintendo. He's a mean mario kart/beerio kart driver!
This is Cirdan. He is an audio engineer or something for a hearing aid company. Which is ironic because if you hang around him long enough you'll need hearing aids. Rumor has it he'll let you slap him if he sings! He honestly is one of a kind and I have no way to accurately describe him.