The Fate of Flex Time
A nod to “The Fate of Ophelia,” the first track on Taylor Swift’s newest album, “The Life of a Showgirl,” “The Fate of Flex Time” reflects the changes that have been made to Davie’s mid-day study hall this school year. The shift away from Edficiency, the company that originally managed registration for study sessions, to Infinite Campus has created confusion for students and staff alike.
Cynthia Stone
Inspired by “Elizabeth Taylor,” the second song on the album, this parody honors Davie High’s very own leading lady, Principal Cindy Stone. In her first year as DCHS principal, Stone has quickly stepped into her new role with passion and pride. Whether she’s greeting students throughout the school day or cheering on the team at football games, Stone shows what it really means to be a part of the War Eagle family.
Open Gate
A play off of the third track, “Opalite,” “Open Gate” is appropriately named after Davie High’s metal detector system implemented last year. While Swift’s song radiates a sense of energetic optimism, Davie’s version strikes a much more metallic note. Though it may not capture the same upbeat energy, the sounds of backpacks unzipping, students shuffling, and detectors beeping have become an undeniable part of the school’s daily soundtrack.
Founding Father Figures
A tribute to “Father Figure,” this song features a call back to America’s own father figures – the founding fathers. From George Washington to Alexander Hamilton, these patriots set the stage for democracy. With their powdered wigs, revolutionary ideas, and enough drama to write a song about, these founding father figures remind us that history can be just as exciting as any pop ballad.
Eldest Chromebook
A reference to Swift’s fifth track, “Eldest Daughter,” this title focuses on another aging star: Davie High’s Chromebooks. Brought about following the shift to digital learning triggered by the COVID 19 Pandemic, these devices have truly lived through it all. From being dropped down stairs to enduring countless flawed updates, they keep typing on – some better than others.
Don’t Ruin the Bathrooms
A cautionary callback to “Ruin the Friendship,” this anthem is inspired by the chaos of Davie High’s bathrooms. From scribbled graffiti to broken soap dispensers, the school’s bathrooms often bear the brunt of student mischief. “Don’t Ruin the Bathrooms” serves as a reminder that a little respect goes a long way. After all, not even Swift could write a bridge dramatic enough to capture some of the vandalism in these stalls.
Actually Camouflage
Referencing the seventh track of the album, “Actually Romantic,” “Actually Camouflage" pays homage to Davie High’s signature spirit day style: camo, bright orange, and all things country. From construction vests to cowboy boots to bold prints, students show off their Davie County pride each DCAW spirit day.
Teacher Wi$h Li$t
Based off of “Wi$h Li$t,” this line centers not on Swift’s deepest desires, but on the wishes of Davie High’s own superstars: the teachers. From an unbelievable number of glue sticks to enough pencils to supply a small army of students, teachers’ wish lists are full of the many supplies they need to run a classroom, many of which they end up buying out of their own pockets. “Teacher Wi$h Li$t” is a heartfelt nod to the often unseen generosity and dedication that keeps Davie High, and schools everywhere, running smoothly.
Wood Shop
A parody of “Wood,” “Wood Shop” highlights Davie High’s extensive Career and Technical Education (CTE) programs. DCHS’ CTE program features a wide range of classes and opportunities that equip students with real world skills. Aside from woodworking, Davie High’s wide range of CTE classes includes animal science, masonry, entrepreneurship, culinary arts, health science, horticulture, automotive mechanics, and much more.
Classes are CANCELLED!
Drawing inspiration from Swift’s “CANCELLED!,” this track is named for the phrase many high school students love to hear: “Classes are CANCELLED!”. Whether it be because of a Winter snowstorm or unexpected power outage, students rejoice as hallways clear and schedules become free. “Classes are CANCELLED!” reflects the chaos and excitement of those unexpected moments even the most devoted student can’t help but celebrate.
Honey Bees
Inspired by the album’s next to last track, “Honey,” “Honey Bees” calls attention to the smallest members of the DCHS community. Venturing outside the halls of Davie High, you may be greeted by the familiar buzzing of the school’s honey bees. In beehives cared for by the CTE department, these tiny pollinators provide a powerful reminder of the importance of teamwork, proving that even the smallest actions can make a big impact.
The Life of a War Eagle ft. The Davie Crazies
Named for the album’s final track, “The Life of a Showgirl,” this conclusion is a celebration of what it means to be a War Eagle. Whether you’re cheering in the student section with the Davie Crazies every Friday night, tackling a school project, supporting your friends at pep rallies, or proudly wearing DCAW camo and orange, there are many ways to show your Davie County pride. “The Life of a War Eagle” is a love letter to the community, spirit, and excitement that define Davie High’s students and staff.
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The Fate of Flex Time
A nod to “The Fate of Ophelia,” the first track on Taylor Swift’s newest album, “The Life of a Showgirl,” “The Fate of Flex Time” reflects the changes that have been made to Davie’s mid-day study hall this school year. The shift away from Edficiency, the company that originally managed registration for study sessions, to Infinite Campus has created confusion for students and staff alike.
Cynthia Stone
Inspired by “Elizabeth Taylor,” the second song on the album, this parody honors Davie High’s very own leading lady, Principal Cindy Stone. In her first year as DCHS principal, Stone has quickly stepped into her new role with passion and pride. Whether she’s greeting students throughout the school day or cheering on the team at football games, Stone shows what it really means to be a part of the War Eagle family.
Open Gate
A play off of the third track, “Opalite,” “Open Gate” is appropriately named after Davie High’s metal detector system implemented last year. While Swift’s song radiates a sense of energetic optimism, Davie’s version strikes a much more metallic note. Though it may not capture the same upbeat energy, the sounds of backpacks unzipping, students shuffling, and detectors beeping have become an undeniable part of the school’s daily soundtrack.
Founding Father Figures
A tribute to “Father Figure,” this song features a call back to America’s own father figures – the founding fathers. From George Washington to Alexander Hamilton, these patriots set the stage for democracy. With their powdered wigs, revolutionary ideas, and enough drama to write a song about, these founding father figures remind us that history can be just as exciting as any pop ballad.
Eldest Chromebook
A reference to Swift’s fifth track, “Eldest Daughter,” this title focuses on another aging star: Davie High’s Chromebooks. Brought about following the shift to digital learning triggered by the COVID 19 Pandemic, these devices have truly lived through it all. From being dropped down stairs to enduring countless flawed updates, they keep typing on – some better than others.
Don’t Ruin the Bathrooms
A cautionary callback to “Ruin the Friendship,” this anthem is inspired by the chaos of Davie High’s bathrooms. From scribbled graffiti to broken soap dispensers, the school’s bathrooms often bear the brunt of student mischief. “Don’t Ruin the Bathrooms” serves as a reminder that a little respect goes a long way. After all, not even Swift could write a bridge dramatic enough to capture some of the vandalism in these stalls.
Actually Camouflage
Referencing the seventh track of the album, “Actually Romantic,” “Actually Camouflage" pays homage to Davie High’s signature spirit day style: camo, bright orange, and all things country. From construction vests to cowboy boots to bold prints, students show off their Davie County pride each DCAW spirit day.
Teacher Wi$h Li$t
Based off of “Wi$h Li$t,” this line centers not on Swift’s deepest desires, but on the wishes of Davie High’s own superstars: the teachers. From an unbelievable number of glue sticks to enough pencils to supply a small army of students, teachers’ wish lists are full of the many supplies they need to run a classroom, many of which they end up buying out of their own pockets. “Teacher Wi$h Li$t” is a heartfelt nod to the often unseen generosity and dedication that keeps Davie High, and schools everywhere, running smoothly.
Wood Shop
A parody of “Wood,” “Wood Shop” highlights Davie High’s extensive Career and Technical Education (CTE) programs. DCHS’ CTE program features a wide range of classes and opportunities that equip students with real world skills. Aside from woodworking, Davie High’s wide range of CTE classes includes animal science, masonry, entrepreneurship, culinary arts, health science, horticulture, automotive mechanics, and much more.
Classes are CANCELLED!
Drawing inspiration from Swift’s “CANCELLED!,” this track is named for the phrase many high school students love to hear: “Classes are CANCELLED!”. Whether it be because of a Winter snowstorm or unexpected power outage, students rejoice as hallways clear and schedules become free. “Classes are CANCELLED!” reflects the chaos and excitement of those unexpected moments even the most devoted student can’t help but celebrate.
Honey Bees
Inspired by the album’s next to last track, “Honey,” “Honey Bees” calls attention to the smallest members of the DCHS community. Venturing outside the halls of Davie High, you may be greeted by the familiar buzzing of the school’s honey bees. In beehives cared for by the CTE department, these tiny pollinators provide a powerful reminder of the importance of teamwork, proving that even the smallest actions can make a big impact.
The Life of a War Eagle ft. The Davie Crazies
Named for the album’s final track, “The Life of a Showgirl,” this conclusion is a celebration of what it means to be a War Eagle. Whether you’re cheering in the student section with the Davie Crazies every Friday night, tackling a school project, supporting your friends at pep rallies, or proudly wearing DCAW camo and orange, there are many ways to show your Davie County pride. “The Life of a War Eagle” is a love letter to the community, spirit, and excitement that define Davie High’s students and staff.