Christmas Crackers
A British tradition
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JOKES
What does Santa use to measure?
What does an elf study at school ?
What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
What do you call Santa when he stops moving ?
Why is it so cold at Christmas ?
Why is so good at karate ?
What do you call an old snowman?
What bird can write ?
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What does Santa use to measure? Santameters (centimeters)
What does an elf study at school ? the elfabet (alphabet)
What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree? a pineapple
What do you call Santa when he stops moving ? Santa Pause / Santa Claus
Why is it so cold at Christmas ? Because it is Decembrrr
Why is so good at karate ? Because he has got a black belt.
What do you call an old snowman? Water
What bird can write ? A pen-guin
Merry Christmas