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Christmas Cracker Joke: Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star Beyon-sleigh!
Fun Fact: Level 3 Learning Coach Chris and his Wife Hayley are massive Saracens Rugby Fans and regularly attend games
Whoops, Youve opened the oor too early, Come back when its time to open it
Christmas Cracker Joke: When is a Christmas dinner bad for your health? When you're the turkey...
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and your families From everyone at the SE Apprenticeships Team
Christmas Cracker Joke: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
Fun Fact: Our Level 3 Learning Coach Team Leader Laura was one of the youngest Train Drivers at Eurotunnel 'Le Shuttle' at the age of 25
Christmas Cracker Joke: Whats brown and sticky? A brown Stick
Fun Fact: Our level 3 learning Coach Will cycled from London to Rome in 2011 covering nearly 2000 miles
Fun Fact: Our Level 3 Learning Coach Dave loves motorbikes and regularly goes on trips with his biker group
Fun Fact: Our Level 2 Learning Coach Team Leader Ben used to own a Segway experience company and has taught loads of celebrities to ride, including: Warrick Davis, Father Christmas, Alex Brooker and even a 9ft Yeti
Christmas Cracker Joke: Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose
Fun Fact: Our Level 2 Learning Coach Janine was in the military poilce for 4 years, here is a picture of her firing a M16 Rifle
Fun Fact: Our Learning coaches Chris, volunteers as an FIA Volunteer working at f1 events around the world as part of the safety team
Christmas Cracker Joke: What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play? Santapplause
Christmas Cracker Joke: I got a Christmas card full of rice in the post today....... ...I think it was from my Uncle Ben
Christmas Cracker Joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Eye Deer
Christmas Cracker Joke: What do you call an old snowman? water
Christmas Cracker Joke: What happened to the burglar who robbed an advent calendar factory? He got 25 days
Christmas Cracker Joke: Dogs can't operate MRI machines .......But catscan
Christmas Cracker Joke: What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two
Fun Fact: Our Level 3 learning coach Will Once won an Estate Agent cake baking competition with this little number
Fun Fact: Our Level 2 Learning Coach Team Leader Ben was there to see his beloved Ipswich Town win every promotion to the Premier League in: 1992, 2000 (Wembley) and 2024
Fun Fact: Here is another one of our Level 2 Learning Coach Janine standing on top of a Tank when she was in the Military Police
Christmas Cracker Joke: Why do we put candles on the top of a birthday cake .......they wont go on the bottom