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Calendar 2024
Advent
Christmas Cracker Joke: Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star Beyon-sleigh!
Fun Fact: Level 3 Learning Coach Chris and his Wife Hayley are massive Saracens Rugby Fans and regularly attend games
Christmas Cracker Joke: When is a Christmas dinner bad for your health? When you're the turkey...
Whoops, Youve opened the oor too early, Come back when its time to open it
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and your families From everyone at the SE Apprenticeships Team
Christmas Cracker Joke: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
Fun Fact: Our Level 3 Learning Coach Team Leader Laura was one of the youngest Train Drivers at Eurotunnel 'Le Shuttle' at the age of 25
Christmas Cracker Joke: Whats brown and sticky? A brown Stick
Fun Fact: Our level 3 learning Coach Will cycled from London to Rome in 2011 covering nearly 2000 miles
Fun Fact: Our Level 3 Learning Coach Dave loves motorbikes and regularly goes on trips with his biker group
Fun Fact: Our Level 2 Learning Coach Team Leader Ben used to own a Segway experience company and has taught loads of celebrities to ride, including: Warrick Davis, Father Christmas, Alex Brooker and even a 9ft Yeti
Christmas Cracker Joke: Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose
Fun Fact: Our Level 2 Learning Coach Janine was in the military poilce for 4 years, here is a picture of her firing a M16 Rifle
Fun Fact: Our Learning coaches Chris, volunteers as an FIA Volunteer working at f1 events around the world as part of the safety team
Christmas Cracker Joke: What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play? Santapplause
Christmas Cracker Joke: I got a Christmas card full of rice in the post today....... ...I think it was from my Uncle Ben
Christmas Cracker Joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Eye Deer
Christmas Cracker Joke: What do you call an old snowman? water
Christmas Cracker Joke: What happened to the burglar who robbed an advent calendar factory? He got 25 days
Christmas Cracker Joke: Dogs can't operate MRI machines .......But catscan
Christmas Cracker Joke: What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two
Fun Fact: Our Level 3 learning coach Will Once won an Estate Agent cake baking competition with this little number
Fun Fact: Our Level 2 Learning Coach Team Leader Ben was there to see his beloved Ipswich Town win every promotion to the Premier League in: 1992, 2000 (Wembley) and 2024
Fun Fact: Here is another one of our Level 2 Learning Coach Janine standing on top of a Tank when she was in the Military Police
Christmas Cracker Joke: Why do we put candles on the top of a birthday cake .......they wont go on the bottom