Cizick's Hamlet

Brayden Cizick

Bald Ham Cast List

Bryan Cranston

King Hamlet

Famous for Breaking Bad & Malcolm in the Middle

Why he fits

• Amazing Actor, has shown a gigantic range of roles he can fit into.
• Whether it be a comedic or lighthearted role such as Jerry and Marge go large, or a deep role in Breaking Bad, he's amazing at them all.
• Nearing end of career, could use a role in classic play.
• Fits the characterization of flawed mentor character to a tee, with his role in Breaking Bad being his biggest role to date.
• Has been a dad to a weirdo before, with his sons in Malcolm in the Middle being total weirdos.
• Bald

J.K. Simmons

King Claudius

Known for Whiplash, Spider-Man, and Law & Order

Why he fits

• Has shown he can play an evil character with many main antagonist roles, including Whiplash(as pictured) and with his excellent portrayal of J. Jonah Jameson in the Spider-Man movies.
• Excellent at conveying main emotions used by Claudius, which are a facade of happiness and genuinity, masking hate and a vile interior.
• Bald

John Travolta

Queen Gertrude

Known for Grease, Pulp Fiction, and Hairspray

Why he fits

• Shown he can play a female, with his comedic relief role in Hairspray, a critically-acclaimed film.
• Iconic Actor, with his huge roles in Grease, Pulp Fiction, and many others
• Was Chosen because I didn't want to be disrespectful should any of the female bald actors be bald for reasons out of their control.

• Is indeed Bald

Tom Hardy

Hamlet

Known for Venom I, II, & III, Legend, The Dark Knight

why he fits

• Has been acting from a young age, plenty of experience and main roles.
• Has played roles in older settings, with his smash hit Legend.
• Phenomenal Actor, with over 20 wins for major awards, and over 80 nominations.
• Went through a character arc or two outside of acting with him getting clean from his delinquency of his early years.
• Has Aura
• Was bald

Natalie Portman

Ophelia

Known for Star Wars, V for Vendetta, and Black Swan

Why she fits

• One of the most heralded actresses in the world, with major headlining roles.
• Has shown she can play roles like Ophelia where they're in love with main flawed hero, such as Padme or in the film Brothers
• Was Bald for multiple roles, so bonus points

Jake Gyllenhaal

Laertes

Known for Spider-Man, Prisoners, and Nightcrawler

Why he fits

• Another Child Actor, very talented, began acting before his age reached double digits.
• Near Tom Hardy's age, helps realism, as they're within two years of age to one another.
• Shown to be psychotic or evil characters, in Jarhead as pictured, as well as Nightcrawler and Demolition.
• Also Bald

Wallace Shawn

Polonius

Known for Big Bang Theory and Princess Bride

Why he fits

• Actor just looks diabolical
• Known for being a villain, in Princess Bride, as well as Big Bang Theory and Young Sheldon
• Has many acclaimed roles, used to limelight, as he was born in the 1940s, so very old.
• Bald, perhaps not fully bald, but he's so spectacular, that we made an exception.

Terry Crews

Horatio

Known for many Acting Roles

Why he fits

• Freak Athlete, played in NFL
• Classic Actor, with many credits under his belt
• Fits the lighthearted friend role very well, with White Chicks, as well as some other comedic relief roles
• Has also played some very serious roles, showing his range in roles and acting.
• Very very bald

Dwayne Johnson

Rosencrantz

Known for being The Rock, Jumanji, and other roles

Why he fits

• Was a wrestler for years, portraying the Rock, a very popular character.
• Has been acting since the mid 2000s, and has compiled an alright catalogue.
• Very muscular, with his background in football, as well as aforementioned wrestling.
• Fits the intimidating but goofy attitude, with him having roles as Maui, but also as villains.
• Bald

Steve Wolfe

Guildenstern

Known for his various careers

why he fits

• World renowned in the film industry
• Very physically fit
• Fits the intimidating description as well
• Also very bald

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• Shakespeare, William, 1564-1616 author. The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark. [London] :The Folio Society, 1954.