Would you rather...

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Would you rather have a personal theme song play every time you walk into a room or always have a laugh track play when you speak?

Would you rather have to communicate only through emojis or only through mime?

Would you rather have to always wear roller skates or never be able to wear shoes again?

Would you rather only be able to use technology from the 1980s or clothes from the 1880s?

Would you rather have a face that changes color based on your emotions or a voice that changes pitch with your mood?

Would you rather have to hop everywhere you go or only be able to walk backward?

Would you rather be able to talk to animals but they constantly gossip about you, or be able to read minds but only when people are singing in their head?

Would you rather have spaghetti for hair that grows back every night or sweat maple syrup?

Would you rather sneeze confetti or yawn rainbows?

Would you rather be able to control animals (but not humans) with your mind or control electronics with your mind?

Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader for the rest of your life?

Would you rather live in a world where socks are always wet or where all food is always just a little too spicy?