EXPECT THE UNEXPENDED DRINKING GAME
Archie MacLeod
Created on September 19, 2024
FOR THE WHIMSICAL GEORGIANS IN DEVON
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A WHOLESOME DOUBLE-DATE
GUESS-BASED DRINKING GAME
EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED
REMEMBER, REMEMBER THE FOURTH OF SEPTEMBER
Final Score:0-4 Marks = Special MYSTERY Concoction5-8 Marks = Down your drink9-11 Marks = Celebratory single sip12-15 Marks = Crisp High Five16-18 Marks = I shall down MY drink
Rules:
Correct guess: ONE sipIncorrect guess: ONE MILLION sips
D) Bag of Nails
C) NQ64
B) Seamus O'Donnells
A) Mother's Ruin
TO START THE NIGHT...
The group decided to meet WHERE ...
A) MOTHER'S RUIN
ANSWER:
E) ALL OF THE ABOVE
D) ALREADY DRUNK
C) LATE
B) SEPARATELY
A) WEARING EACH OTHERS JUMPERS
EMILEX ARRIVED ...
ARCHIE AND MILLIE GRABBED A TABLE UPSTAIRS ...
C) LATE
ANSWER:
D) THE RAVEN
C) THE CROWN
B) SEAMUS O'DONNELLS
A) BOARDROOMS
A LOCAL PUB BY THE NAME OF ...
THE NEXT STOP ON THE TOUR WAS ...
A) BOARDROOMS
ANSWER:
E) NOTHING
D) A BEAUTIFUL CULMINATION OF THE THREE ABOVE
C) STRIP POKER
B) CONNECT 4
A) 'HIPS DON'T LIE' - SHAKIRA
WE PLAYED ...
AT BOARDROOMS ...
E) NOTHING
ANSWER:
E) A DRUNK MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN
F) MARY BERRY/PAUL HOLLYWOOD (INTERCOURSE)
D) A BEAUTIFUL CULMINATION OF THE THREE ABOVE
C) DEADLY 60'S VERY OWN STEVE BACKSHOTS
B) A WHEELCHAIR-BOUND HOMELESS FELLOW
A) PAUL LAIDLER
NONE OTHER THAN ...
WHILST DOING NOTHING WE WERE APPROACHED BY ...
E) A DRUNK MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN
ANSWER:
E) MOTHER OF THREE
D) A BEAUTIFUL CULMINATION OF THE THREE ABOVE
C) LITTLE PERSON
B) LADY OF THE NIGHT
A) PAUL LAIDLER IMPERSONATOR
CHARACTER, AS WELL AS A ...
THIS WOMAN WAS A ...
E) MOTHER OF THREE
ANSWER:
D) EQUALLY EMPTY WATERMELON FLAVOURED VAPES
C) NIPPLES
B) DONSKOY (HAIRLESS) CATS
A) CHILDREN
(LITTLE ANGELS) ...
A MOTHER OF THREE ...
A) CHILDREN
ANSWER:
E) 36
D) 23
C) SWEET SIXTEEN
B) AT LEAST FOURTY
A) OLD ENOUGH
ALEX'S OFFER TO THE 36 Y/O WAS ...
SHE ASKED US TO GUESS HER AGE ...
D) 23
ANSWER:
E) BADMINTON
D) THE INFAMOUS CONSPIRACY THEORY LINKING (B) AND (C) TO (A)
C) FURRY FETISH COSTUMES
B) PHIL WRIGGLESWORTH
A) 9/11
WHAT WE WERE DISCUSSING, EMILY REPLIED ...
UPON ARRIVAL, SHE ASKS ...
BONUS QUESTION: WAS THIS TRUE OR FALSE?
E) BADMINTON
ANSWER:
TRUE
ANSWER:
D) AN EMPTY WATERMELON FLAVOURED VAPE
C) SINGLE
B) A PRICK
A) THE ONLY THING SHE HAS EVER GOT RIGHT
THE MIDDLE-CHILD, AS ...
SHE DESCRIBED HER ONLY DAUGHTER ...
B) A PRICK
ANSWER:
E) IS CLAUSTROPHOBIC, DARREN
C) IS GINGER
D) NEEDS TO BE TUBE-FED
B) HAS AN EQUAL READING AGE TO HIS THIRTEEN Y/O BROTHER
A) WAS THE PRODUCT OF AN AFFAIR
AGED ONE ...
HER YOUNGEST SON ...
D) HAS TO BE TUBE-FED
ANSWER:
H) "Pistorius was innocent"
G) "i only went to that island like twice"
F) "you are so mother!"
E) "you go, glen coco"
D) "it's not easy being a mum"
C) "Tube-feeding is so in right now"
B) "THINGS Can only get better"
A) "LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE"
THE EVER-MOTIVATIONAL ...
ARCHIE FELT THE NEED TO STATE ...
B) "THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER"
ANSWER:
F) (A) AND (D)
E) (C) AND (D)
D) KISS PASSIONATELY AND/OR SCISSOR
C) PLAY JENGA
B) PUT HER DAUGHTER UP FOR ADOPTION
A) GET OVER HER FATHER'S PASSING
AND REQUESTS OF HER TO ...
A FRIEND OF THE M/O/T FOLLOWED ...
A) GET OVER HER FATHER'S PASSING
ANSWER:
E) TODAY (4TH SEPTEMBER)
D) SHE WAS CONCEIVED
C) HER WEDDING
B) ALEX'S BIRTHDAY
A) 9/11
ON THE DAY OF ...
HER FATHER SADLY DIED...
C) HER WEDDING
ANSWER:
H) PERFORMING AN UNFORTUNATE RENDITION OF JAMES BLUNT'S 'GOODBYE MY LOVER'
G) SILENTLY WALKING AWAY, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN
F) PERFECTLY REPLICATING BANE'S BACK BREAKER ON BATMAN
E) ORDERING A ROUND OF SOURZ FOR THE GROUP
D) ANGRILY SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN
C) BREAK DANCING
B) HONKING HER BREAST
A) SWILLING HER FRIEND WITH A JAGERMEISTER
OUT OF THE BLUE ...
THE M/O/T RESPONDED BY ...
A) SWILLING HER FRIEND WITH A JAGERMEISTER
ANSWER:
F) URBAN TIGER EMPLOYEE
E) ILLUSTRATOR
D) MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE
C) DISGRACED LOCAL POLITICIAN
B) REFORMING SEX OFFENDERS
A) A WOMEN'S MMA REFEREE
TOLD TO US WHILST WIPING JAGERMEISTER FROM HER FACE, WAS ...
THE FRIEND'S OCCUPATION ...
B) REFORMING SEX OFFENDERS
ANSWER:
B) NO
A) YES
DID ANYONE OPT TO DINE AT A KEBAB VAN ...
FINAL QUESTION ...
B) NO
ANSWER:
0-4 Marks = Special MYSTERY Concoction5-8 Marks = Down your drink9-11 Marks = Celebratory single sip12-15 Marks = Crisp High Five16-18 Marks = I shall down MY drink
EMILEX WILL BE MAKING THE CONCOCTION FOR ANY UNFORTUNATE SOULS ...
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING MY SNAILS :)