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A WHOLESOME DOUBLE-DATE

GUESS-BASED DRINKING GAME

EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED

REMEMBER, REMEMBER THE FOURTH OF SEPTEMBER

Final Score:0-4 Marks = Special MYSTERY Concoction5-8 Marks = Down your drink9-11 Marks = Celebratory single sip12-15 Marks = Crisp High Five16-18 Marks = I shall down MY drink

Rules:

Correct guess: ONE sipIncorrect guess: ONE MILLION sips

D) Bag of Nails

C) NQ64

B) Seamus O'Donnells

A) Mother's Ruin

TO START THE NIGHT...

The group decided to meet WHERE ...

A) MOTHER'S RUIN

ANSWER:

E) ALL OF THE ABOVE

D) ALREADY DRUNK

C) LATE

B) SEPARATELY

A) WEARING EACH OTHERS JUMPERS

EMILEX ARRIVED ...

ARCHIE AND MILLIE GRABBED A TABLE UPSTAIRS ...

C) LATE

ANSWER:

D) THE RAVEN

C) THE CROWN

B) SEAMUS O'DONNELLS

A) BOARDROOMS

A LOCAL PUB BY THE NAME OF ...

THE NEXT STOP ON THE TOUR WAS ...

A) BOARDROOMS

ANSWER:

E) NOTHING

D) A BEAUTIFUL CULMINATION OF THE THREE ABOVE

C) STRIP POKER

B) CONNECT 4

A) 'HIPS DON'T LIE' - SHAKIRA

WE PLAYED ...

AT BOARDROOMS ...

E) NOTHING

ANSWER:

E) A DRUNK MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN

F) MARY BERRY/PAUL HOLLYWOOD (INTERCOURSE)

D) A BEAUTIFUL CULMINATION OF THE THREE ABOVE

C) DEADLY 60'S VERY OWN STEVE BACKSHOTS

B) A WHEELCHAIR-BOUND HOMELESS FELLOW

A) PAUL LAIDLER

NONE OTHER THAN ...

WHILST DOING NOTHING WE WERE APPROACHED BY ...

E) A DRUNK MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN

ANSWER:

E) MOTHER OF THREE

D) A BEAUTIFUL CULMINATION OF THE THREE ABOVE

C) LITTLE PERSON

B) LADY OF THE NIGHT

A) PAUL LAIDLER IMPERSONATOR

CHARACTER, AS WELL AS A ...

THIS WOMAN WAS A ...

E) MOTHER OF THREE

ANSWER:

D) EQUALLY EMPTY WATERMELON FLAVOURED VAPES

C) NIPPLES

B) DONSKOY (HAIRLESS) CATS

A) CHILDREN

(LITTLE ANGELS) ...

A MOTHER OF THREE ...

A) CHILDREN

ANSWER:

E) 36

D) 23

C) SWEET SIXTEEN

B) AT LEAST FOURTY

A) OLD ENOUGH

ALEX'S OFFER TO THE 36 Y/O WAS ...

SHE ASKED US TO GUESS HER AGE ...

D) 23

ANSWER:

E) BADMINTON

D) THE INFAMOUS CONSPIRACY THEORY LINKING (B) AND (C) TO (A)

C) FURRY FETISH COSTUMES

B) PHIL WRIGGLESWORTH

A) 9/11

WHAT WE WERE DISCUSSING, EMILY REPLIED ...

UPON ARRIVAL, SHE ASKS ...

BONUS QUESTION: WAS THIS TRUE OR FALSE?

E) BADMINTON

ANSWER:

TRUE

ANSWER:

D) AN EMPTY WATERMELON FLAVOURED VAPE

C) SINGLE

B) A PRICK

A) THE ONLY THING SHE HAS EVER GOT RIGHT

THE MIDDLE-CHILD, AS ...

SHE DESCRIBED HER ONLY DAUGHTER ...

B) A PRICK

ANSWER:

E) IS CLAUSTROPHOBIC, DARREN

C) IS GINGER

D) NEEDS TO BE TUBE-FED

B) HAS AN EQUAL READING AGE TO HIS THIRTEEN Y/O BROTHER

A) WAS THE PRODUCT OF AN AFFAIR

AGED ONE ...

HER YOUNGEST SON ...

D) HAS TO BE TUBE-FED

ANSWER:

H) "Pistorius was innocent"

G) "i only went to that island like twice"

F) "you are so mother!"

E) "you go, glen coco"

D) "it's not easy being a mum"

C) "Tube-feeding is so in right now"

B) "THINGS Can only get better"

A) "LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE"

THE EVER-MOTIVATIONAL ...

ARCHIE FELT THE NEED TO STATE ...

B) "THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER"

ANSWER:

F) (A) AND (D)

E) (C) AND (D)

D) KISS PASSIONATELY AND/OR SCISSOR

C) PLAY JENGA

B) PUT HER DAUGHTER UP FOR ADOPTION

A) GET OVER HER FATHER'S PASSING

AND REQUESTS OF HER TO ...

A FRIEND OF THE M/O/T FOLLOWED ...

A) GET OVER HER FATHER'S PASSING

ANSWER:

E) TODAY (4TH SEPTEMBER)

D) SHE WAS CONCEIVED

C) HER WEDDING

B) ALEX'S BIRTHDAY

A) 9/11

ON THE DAY OF ...

HER FATHER SADLY DIED...

C) HER WEDDING

ANSWER:

H) PERFORMING AN UNFORTUNATE RENDITION OF JAMES BLUNT'S 'GOODBYE MY LOVER'

G) SILENTLY WALKING AWAY, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN

F) PERFECTLY REPLICATING BANE'S BACK BREAKER ON BATMAN

E) ORDERING A ROUND OF SOURZ FOR THE GROUP

D) ANGRILY SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN

C) BREAK DANCING

B) HONKING HER BREAST

A) SWILLING HER FRIEND WITH A JAGERMEISTER

OUT OF THE BLUE ...

THE M/O/T RESPONDED BY ...

A) SWILLING HER FRIEND WITH A JAGERMEISTER

ANSWER:

F) URBAN TIGER EMPLOYEE

E) ILLUSTRATOR

D) MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE

C) DISGRACED LOCAL POLITICIAN

B) REFORMING SEX OFFENDERS

A) A WOMEN'S MMA REFEREE

TOLD TO US WHILST WIPING JAGERMEISTER FROM HER FACE, WAS ...

THE FRIEND'S OCCUPATION ...

B) REFORMING SEX OFFENDERS

ANSWER:

B) NO

A) YES

DID ANYONE OPT TO DINE AT A KEBAB VAN ...

FINAL QUESTION ...

B) NO

ANSWER:

0-4 Marks = Special MYSTERY Concoction5-8 Marks = Down your drink9-11 Marks = Celebratory single sip12-15 Marks = Crisp High Five16-18 Marks = I shall down MY drink

EMILEX WILL BE MAKING THE CONCOCTION FOR ANY UNFORTUNATE SOULS ...

THANK YOU FOR PLAYING MY SNAILS :)

SCORING:

GOODNIGHT

DON'T TRUST ANYONE NURSING A JAGERMEISTER

MORAL OF THE STORY: