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things i would dip my balls in, and why

Your mother's mouth

- well crafted for balls- probably warm

cotton candy

- a soft embrace-sweet

sheeps fur/coat

- would prob give a nice tickle- would cradle them nice for sure

oobleck

- look at this shit- who wouldn't wanna do that?- would melt/mold around them

a bowl of nerds

- taste good- texture would be interesting- maybe it would dye them rainbow

oviedo mall asian teriaki chicken

- would taste immaculate- warm, syurpy texture- maybe some noodles mixed in there

starbucks grande iced coffee, pumpkin cold foam and apple brown sugar

- tastes so fucking good- cold foam would dissolve nicely- imagine your balls being pumpkin flavored

orbeez

- refreshing probably- very soothing texture- a place amongst other balls

grandma's mashed potatoes

- warm- smooth and salty- tastes like thanksgiving and happiness

frozen Baja Blast

- def got some zing to that-energy inducing-its a mf baja blast