My English Board Game

Using sentences and grammar structures I'd never use in my mother language.

Changing the language into Italian because even subbed there's No Way this is English!

Learning a new word and seeing it everywhere, everytime, in every context.

Being accidentally rude to someone because I misuse words

Keep forgetting words I've been using since age six.

Turning off subtitles and understanding Everything.

Using a very Thesaurus-like synonym because I can't remember the everyday word.

Get praised for my English because it's (far from but described as) PERFECT.

Being recognized as Italian after few words.

Create new mistake patterns out of nowhere.

Finally getting rid of old mistakes (or not).

Recognizing an English accent for the first time.

Realizing the song you always liked is indeed very dull.

Reading a poem without looking at the translation.

Misunderstanding a situation completely.

Mispronouncing a word so badly I don't recognize it myself.

Laughing at a joke within normal reaction time.

Witnessing a joke of mine fall into embarassing depth of silence.

Wandering lost and confused because of an idiom that makes no sense.

Pronouncing a word correctly at the first attempt.

Successfully making people laugh with you, not at you.