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ranking my guilty pleasures throughout the years
#scandy
it ain't that serious
Don't @me... No judging, but feel free to assess!
Smite (it's a video game)
It's so simple...
+ rules
Porn 🫢
Lol oops, teehee You're all guilty too...
5 minute crafts
- There is something oddly therapeutic about watching someone hot glue two hot dogs to the ends of a shoe lace to create a walkie talkie. - Only when you’re in a pinch, of course...
Gacha Game #1 (and #2) 👾
Realize you spent 40 hours on this game in one week
Become one of the top 100 players in the world
Reasses your life
Start playing
Try super hard
Join a clan
Rise through the ranks
Think you're hot shit
And over $420...
Delete the app, never to return
In an attempt to feel something....
Repeatedly escaping the country... ✈️
"It turns out everywhere you go, you take yourself." - Lana Del Rey
Long walks at night alone because I’m a man 🚶♂️
Telling my manager that we were out of something even though we weren’t 🤪
- This was just plain malicious Process: - Tell them we were out of a certain beer or food - We weren't out of it though... - Watch them go crazy as they slowly realize we were never out of it - No, this did not cause food waste. I made sure of it. - I only did this to managers who were unnecessarily bitchy
Hearing that my exes got a new boo thing, and immediately checking their socials to make sure they’re not hotter than me 💅
- I don’t know what they expected - “He must be a great communicator or something, because that haircut is not it.”
Listening to Padam Padam by Kylie Minogue at least 3 times a day 🤠
Don't @me...
Giving bitchy / ungrateful clients unnecessary tasks to do to just so they’ll shut the fuck up 🗣️
- Isn’t that bad - Makes them feel more involved - Things go faster - I only do this when they start to get bitchy - You all know the client I’m talking about...
What are YOUR guilty pleasures? 🤔
Don’t @me
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- Take a breath and realize you're not shit and everyone else is better than you
- There's a ranked mode which is absolutely hell on earth
- Don't try it
- Then try it, despite the warnings
- Do kinda decent
- Think you're hot shit
- Then lose all your rankings
- Curse at people on the internet
- Go back to playing casual
- Remember you still ain't shit
- Even after playing for 10+ years...
- There are multiple ways to play each role and each class
- Don't stress yourself out
- Get used to people calling you bad
- Even if you aren't, and they're actually bad
- Shit happens
- Maximize your gold farming
- Maximize your xp farming
- DO NOT FEED THE ENEMY
Smite Basics ✍️
OBJECTIVE: Destroy the enemy titan
- You play as a god from different pantheons
- Minions help you
- You have to kill the enemy minions though
- Kill other gods
- Don't get killed though
- You have to destroy the enemy towers and phoenixes first
- But make sure you don't lose your towers and phoenixes though...
- You have to build items as you level up and get gold, too
- There are a couple hundred items to choose from
- There are a few classes to choose from
- Like Guardian, Assassin, Hunter, Warrior, and Mage
- There are also different roles within the game, but not all of them match up to each type of role
- OPTIMIZATION IS A MUST
- If you don't you'll fall behind