BASIC DARK PRESENTATION

Why Getting The Big Chop Will Be A-Okay! :D

There are many reasons why you wanted a chop chop, however there are some you may not know of...

" but there's a big difference between a panda and a koala, if one sits on you it kills you, but if the other sits on you, it'll give you chlymidia "

- Lord Of Darkness

LONG HAIR = DANGER

A BOO BOO

Thus, DANGER of being SQUASHED or getting CHLYMIDIA

Fascination

Bamboozled

BOTH creatures LOVE TREES

Cute?

your LONG hair can in fact make you seem like a TREE

These fluffy creatures may seem SAFE because they are FLUFFY

But ofc, me, your bestie, will gladly be a distraction if a panda or koala ever comes our way

Furthermore, you are not a dumbass!

You're not getting these, are you?

Helicopter Helicopter

Good cop bad cop

Krusty the clown

The guinea pig

This thing idk

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

There are more positives!

Butch Lesbian Meter

My Girlfriend Meter

Naff Meter

Dumb Blonde Meter

Cool Bestie Meter

You'll Fit Right In!

Short hair is good for our image :)

This is Matty the moose, he's here for emotional support

No. Of Lesbians Getting A short Trim

2022

A While Ago

Plus all these other valid reasons

ANYWAY

You're Welcome Bestie

I'll be there when you get the long awaited chop >:)

And so will Matty, in our hearts